Comic Uric Sin

Episode Description
In which I act really awkward and shy the entire episode because my roommate is standing RIGHT THERE eating a sandwich or something, what is she doing in the kitchen, I am trying to record her dastardlily[sic] and it really isn't behooving to have this all play out this way.We also reach our first verdict.

Questions and Quotes

 * "What do you think about circumcision?"
 * "Do you value the laws of man more than empathy?"
 * "I don't give a crap about no orphans!"

Characters

 * Jeff
 * Cricket

Synopsis
Jeff asks his roommate, whose name sounds like a donkey's braying (Donkey Sounds), to share the worst thing they've ever done but is denied an answer. We also learn that Jeff has a scar on his face. The hosts admit to having a limited knowledge of ethics. Cricket delivers an advertisement for a (hopefully) imaginary business, "Alexei’s Discount Home for Widows and Invalids".

Topics
Smegma, East vs. West, Orphans, Guns