Rack in Anger

Episode Description
''While secretly recording a friend, we stumble upon a dilemma: Is it unethical to cherry-pick lovers based on ethnicity, or only to admit it? In other words, 'tis it better to have Xiahn and lost, or to never have Rachel Dolezal?''

We rank the races.

Questions and Quotes

 * “Asians are just like dog-breeding.”
 * "I don't think robots can be racist, obviously."
 * “White people smell like mostly salami.”

Characters

 * Jeff
 * Cricket

Synopsis
Jeff shares a clandestine recording of his old high school friend, who discloses a preference for half-Asians on Tinder. Cricket reveals that Walmart stocks eyelid tape, for those unhappy with their monolids. Jeff admits that he has been conflating ethics with taboos in previous episodes. An advertisement is played for "Momma Bird's Prechewed Foods".

Topics
Half-Asians, Eugenics, FaceApp, Cloud Atlas, Guns