A Tiptop Scold

Episode Description
''In this semi-secretly also-inaugural episode, we make our first phone call to mixed (read: bad) results. We also delve into non-logistical discrete topics, all the while calculating our temperature. We have a theme song now!''

We pick ourselves up by our bootlaces.

Questions and Quotes

 * “What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done?”
 * "What do you think about guns?"
 * "Perverts have rights, too!"

Characters

 * Jeff
 * Cricket

Synopsis
In this other seeming-pilot episode, Jeff and unnamed cohost discuss unethically recording people without their knowledge or consent, and we hear the first instance of the EGNIW theme song. Jeff calls a person and asks him "What's the worst thing you've ever done?" The person on the other end says "I'm not answering that question. Jeff's reasons for the refusal are "alpha-bearic" as follows: The two hosts discuss the ease with which one can purchase guns in America, as well as describe the theme of the podcast as "two people of moderate intelligence trying to tackle ethics."
 * 1) Jeff barely knows him;
 * 2) He is about to board a plane; and
 * 3) He's likely with his girlfriend, who may be involved in the answer.

Topics
Temperature Conversion, The Princess Paradox, Human Trafficking, Pilots, Guns