Absent Gets Proctor

Episode Description
''From Monaco to Zanzibar, Professor Prensky (Anatomical Trains Fascia and Cardio) traveled the globe reveling in transhumanism's greatest delights before going mysteriously missing. With bits of her diary newly unearthed, we present this exclusive unedited interview with the scholar Tapscott Rosenberg (The Faceless Hot Twentysomething) on the quondam surprising emergence of locomotive sexuality.''

We make a sad realization about the draft we just read.

Questions and Quotes

 * “Square bullets?”

Characters

 * Jeff
 * Cricket

Synopsis
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Topics
Atlas Chugged: Edge of Destiny Section 3: Post-Mortem, NPR's Train Sex, and Guns